I’m sure you know why I called you in here today.

Oh god. This must be for sleeping on the job so much… I’ve been half-assing my work too…Did they find my keyboard mash in the sheets?

You are being promoted!

What?

What?

Oh- Nothing. Thank you. I’m very appreciative..

Of course! We’ll be increasing your pay and

This is the point where you stop paying attention.

...Now get on out there!

Yes, sir...

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