Sir, I believe you might know why I have requested to meet with you.

Oh, don't talk to me all fucking formal like that, Sam.

...Well, I have been meaning to discuss-

I know what this is about.

...Ahem.

Your recent behavior in the office. You don't seem to be... Applying yourself.

Okay, Sam Bachelor.

And what the hell do you do?

Hover around me and tell me how to do my job?

Please... I would just like for us to come to an agreement... Or understanding. Your behavior has been affecting everybody in this building, if you haven't noticed.

What, my chronic fatigue or my attitude?

I would just prefer my employees to be...

Awake?

...

Quit the foreplay. Just fire me already.

The gun is to my head.

It's cocked.

Take the shot.

Sir... You're fired.