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Hey-ey-ey-eyyy

Johnny, I'm on the road right now. I'll talk to you when I'm home.

No no, wait. Mon ami, I miss you.

Johnny.

So, I've been watching this new movie. It kinda sucks. It's this sci-fi romcom drama artsy pretentious ass shit.

The beast wants nothing more than to rend your flesh from bone. It wants to taste your agony. It wants to consume your horror... Yeah, that's good.

HEY! Are you listening?

Are you thinking about your game again?

Mon coeur, you know I'm your biggest supporter but... You might have to drop it eventually. You aren't going anywhere with this thing and like,

Johnny, please.

And enough of the weird French petnames. Did you pick that up fron your sci-fi romcom whatsitcallit?

You have a problem with my way of speaking? Oh, you've staked me through the heart.

There's vampires too, did I mention?

Johnny, enough. I'm almost home. Talk to you later.

Okaayyyyy whatever. Bye, I guess.